So, it looks like we have to address the elephant in the room. What is the difference between a pirate and a privateer? According to Internet research, a pirate is a scoundrel who uses a vessel to loot plunder for his own personal gain. Privateers, on the other hand, are respectable pirates who use a vessel to loot plunder for the benefit of whatever governmental entity that employs them. So, I suppose colleges like to use privateers because they can borrow from all of the pirate mystique without the tarnished reputation of pirates. But, basically, they are the same thing. I don't know what this means, but it's something. I'm a bit pressed for time today, so in a move of solidarity with Wednesday's iron man effort, I'm going to pick the seven-best look alike players and a coach or two. Iron man Look Alikes, ahoy! Oh, did I mention that it's Friday? Bye, Felicia Damion Rosser and Smokey Lamont Berzat and Craig Troy Green and Ezal Raquan Brown and Big Worm Gerrale Gates and Deebo Larry Robinson III and Red Jahmel Myers and Stanley Strength & Conditioning Intern Beaux Hebert and Hector Assistant Coach Jay Smith and Willie Jones As always, GO DAWGS!!!