"Welcome to Paradise...." "Fly Like an Eagle..." "Sing a song of long ago When things were green and movin' slow And people'd stop to say hello Or they'd say "hi" to you "Would you like to come over for tea With the missus and me?" It's a real nice way To spend the day In Dayton, Ohio On a lazy Sunday afternoon in 1903" So, please someone tell me what the hell happened in Dayton in 1903 that would compel Randy Newman to write a song about it? Was 1903 the last time Dayton beat Butler? Yeah, that must be it. I mean, sure the Wright Brothers were from Dayton and they had their famous flight at Kitty Hawk in 1903, but that was in North Carolina, not Dayton. Perhaps he was insinuating that Wright Brothers were A$$holes and it was finally a nice way to spend a day now that they were out of town. Either way, that's all I got. Other than I will be traveling through Dayton tomorrow on my back home to Michigan to celebrate the holiday. It was very nice for the Battle for Atlantis to schedule Butler later in the day to understand my travel needs. Perhaps I'll stop in Dayton and take a dump in their fine city on the way. Seems like a fine way to spend a few minutes in Dayton. Josh Cunningham and rapper Black Thought Obi Toppin and Abel Gonzalez from American Ninja Warrior Frankie Policelli and Eraserhead Trey Landers and Nelly's earrings Jordan Davis and new school Superfly Jalen Crutcher and Training Day Denzel Jack Westerfield and Billy Bob from Varsity Blues Jhery Matos and Chris Tucker from the Fifth Element Ryan Mikesell and Wesley Crusher from Star Trek Dwayne Cohill and rapper Desiigner Jabali Leonard and old school Lando Calrissian Christian Wilson and John Legend Grad Assistant Sean Damaska and McCreamy(?) from Grey's Anatomy Kevin McKidd Assistant Coach Ricardo Greer and P Diddy, Puffy or whatever he's calling himself these days Associate Head Coach Anthony Solomon and Robert Gossett Head Coach Anthony Grant and Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje As always, GO DAWGS!!!