Random Thoughts

Catch me in the second row, slamming 2-3 Bud Light’s before the end of the first half to ease the pain. Come say hi!

 

Kind of weird that feet smell and noses run...isn't it?

 

A ton of people is literally only 12 to 15 people.


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I think someone has been sneaking into my backyard and adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens....

 

You know why OJ was such a good RB? He could cut better than anyone else.

 

Your logic suggests that Rae Carruth was a good wide receiver.

Both are probably too soon - sorry for offending anyone.


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He recently made a Twitter, and he regularly posts videos about sports, politics, and whatever the hell else he wants to talk about. It’s as intriguing as creepy. It’s like having the spawn of Satan speak to you. Good follow.

 

Trust me, I follow. And I love it.

 

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend??????????????

Wiped his butt.

 

Can I like more than once?!?! I seriously need to go clean the pi$$ out of my pants.


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Corn really makes a great listener...it's all ears.

 

Damn, how many days till the first tipoff?

 

I know things have been rough the past few years for Aaron Hernandez...hope he's hanging in there.

 

Yes yes yes. Wonderfully done.

 

I was just attacked by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

 

I knew a guy addicted to brake fluid. He said he could stop at any time.

 

A mushroom walks into a bar...the bar manager tells him he cannot come in and they don't serve his kind there...the mushroom stunned says "Why not? I'm a fungi!"

 

I heard the guy who invented auto-correct died. May he rust in piss.


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I just got mugged by 6 dwarfs...

Not happy...