Arrr! It's beat a pirate day! While I'd love nothing more than to have some fun at their expense (and I will later this season), I can't argue with the winning ways of more accurate LAL, so eerily creepy doppelgangers will have to do. But still, it's fun to beat a pirate, so hopefully, we keelhaul us some pirates tonight! Ahoy! Quincy McKnight and the new Kunta Kinte from the 2016 remake of Roots Michael Nzei and Wesley Snipes from Blade Anthony Nelson and Miami Vice's Philip Michael Thomas Myles Powell and this random Hurricane Michael relief worker arrested for murder (eery, huh?) Jared Rhoden and Tupac Shakur Taurean Thompson and a young Jalen Rose Ike Obiagu and "personality" The Real Wings Myles Cale and original Shaft Richard Roundtree (sorry Shaft don't smile) Sandro "Marmaduke" Mamukelashvili and badass in his own head Ryan Phillippe Asiah Avent and Famous Jett Jackson (RIP) Darnell Brodie and Suge Knight's crazy conspiracy-obsessed son (RIP Tupac?) Shavar Reynolds and Jay Pharoah Romaro Gill and this guy from Captain Phillips Assistant Coach Duane Woodward and Kenny Smith Assistant Coach Tony Skinn and Carlton Assistant Coach Grant Billmeier and Mike White Head Coach Kevin Willard and M-M-M-Max Headroom As always, GO DAWGS!!!