Time to hide the water fountains, it's the annual plague that is X visiting Hinkle. If only there was a way to purge their stank after they leave. Good news though, since they are officially banned from using the water fountains in Hinkle, I was able to track down footage of Coach Mack teaching his team alternate ways to hydrate. Kids, don't try this at home. Ah yes, the sun is bright and the day is ripe for knocking little Xavier from their high perch. Do you know what's better than beating X? Beating them when they are top five team in the country. Oh, this will be good. Time for our second stroll down look a-like lane for these chumps. As you'll recall, we previously featured their mug shots earlier in the season and while I was tempted to simply copy and paste, I'll put in the effort. Tyrique Jones and Leslie Jones Paul Scruggs and Michael B. Jordan Quentin Goodin and Afroman Elias Harden and young Randall from This is Us Traitor Bluiett and Will Smith with a beard Whoever this guy is and Eddie Redmayne as Stephen Hawking Kerem Kanter and the Soup Nazi Does this guy even play for them? and Jack McBrayer Naji Marshall and half of the cast from Straight Outta Compton I'm pretty sure this guy is only on the team to raise their cumulative GPA and one of the NHL's dirtiest players Brad Marchand aka The Rat I would also accept either the chef or the rat from Ratatouille Kaiser Gates and Terrance Howard with this exquisite wig Sean O'Mara and the illegitimate love child of Will Scarlet and Little John from that terrible Russell Crowe rendition of Robin Hood Public Enemy #1 and this bag of garbage OK fine, Elden Henson from Idle Hands (spoiler alert) DOBO Jeremy Growe and a cheap cloning attempt gone wrong of this legend Assistant Coach Luke Murray and Powder Assistant Coach Travis Steele is the long lost love child of pee pee memo author Christopher Steele Head Coach Chris Mack and whatever the heck this is Or Dr. Evil Voldemort works too... Seriously, does Mack shave his eyebrows? Who care, X sucks, GO DAWGS!!!