It's time for our semi-annual battle with Thug U. Last year, we were lucky to play these criminals three times and oh the joy that was. At least they haven't destroyed a water fountain this year - yet. Fun fact, I am convinced that there's a Butler fan that works at Pixar. During the initial race simulator sequence for Lightning McQueen in Cars 3, the simulator's voice says, "Oh no, you've killed a water fountain." Look for it next time when you watch it. You'll never be able to not hear it again. You may notice a theme coming into play with these look-alikes, maybe not. I tried to capture the spirit of the thing in this red-hot rivalry game. At the end of the day, we know who the real Myles Fox Morrissey is, and we will not be fooled by these buffoons. Interesting side note: the real Myles Fox Morrissey is from Franklin, TN, where I used to live. My standing offer remains, if I run into him or his kin in a Middle Tennessee bar, I will buy them a drink. Well, let's get started, this one is something. Oh, and GO DAWGS! Sean O'Mara and Michael Phelps' mugshot Matt Singleton and Macauley Culkin's mugshot Nick Vanderpohl (Who?) and a young Nick Nolte's mugshot Kaiser Gates and Tiger Woods' mugshot (admittedly a reach, but how could I not use this image?) Leighton Schrand (Again, who?) and Justin Bieber's mugshot Elias Harden and the Juice, OJ Simpson's OG mugshot Naji Marshall and Daryll Strawberry's mugshot Quentin Goodin and Jimmy Hendrix's mugshot Paul Scruggs and (it's all in the teeth) one of the many Mike Tyson mugshots Tyrique Jones and Deion Sanders' mugshot Trevon Bluiett and his own mugshot (convenient) And someone who needs no introduction... J.P. Macura and Myles Fox Morrissey Interesting side note, I really tried to find a legit mugshot of Myles, but apparently, he has kept his nose clean so far. But I did find someone who has to be a relation or a big J.P. fan. I give you Jamie Morrissey... Like J.P., she can't stay out of jail... And she has a penchant for changing her looks... Of course, by the end, she's resigned to her station in life... Is that like four strikes and you're out? What's that? You want the staff as well? Well, I guess I could oblige... Grad Assistant Trey Scotti and Jared Leto's Joker's mugshot DOBO Jeremy Growe and because we can't do this without including a Shia LaBeouf mugshot (it's in the eyes) Director of Administration Mario Mercurio and Mr. Sugartits (he said it, not me) himself Mel Gibson's mugshot Assistant Coach Mike Pegues and Greg Oden's mugshot I mean, that's uncanny, no? Has anyone checked the Boltmann State sidelines lately? Assistant Coach Luke Murray and this is where the Internet failed me. I seriously can't believe that you can any flavor of porn that you desire, but we can't find a single mugshot of his dad's famous drug bust? Instead, I humbly submit his dad's arrest 1970s drug bust that resulted in a measly five years probation. OK fine, someone mocked up this mughot of Bill Murray, but it's just not as funny. Associate Head Coach Travis Steele and Pee Wee Herman's mugshot And last, but certainly not least, Head Coach Chris Mack and again, I was shocked by the lack of bald celebs or athletes mugshots. So, I had to include one from Jason Statham from one of his movie roles. As always, GO DAWGS!!!