Xavier Musketeers Look-alikes

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  1. ButlerGoalie

    ButlerGoalie Well-Known Member

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    It's time for our semi-annual battle with Thug U. Last year, we were lucky to play these criminals three times and oh the joy that was.

    At least they haven't destroyed a water fountain this year - yet. Fun fact, I am convinced that there's a Butler fan that works at Pixar. During the initial race simulator sequence for Lightning McQueen in Cars 3, the simulator's voice says, "Oh no, you've killed a water fountain." Look for it next time when you watch it. You'll never be able to not hear it again.

    You may notice a theme coming into play with these look-alikes, maybe not. I tried to capture the spirit of the thing in this red-hot rivalry game. At the end of the day, we know who the real Myles Fox Morrissey is, and we will not be fooled by these buffoons. Interesting side note: the real Myles Fox Morrissey is from Franklin, TN, where I used to live. My standing offer remains, if I run into him or his kin in a Middle Tennessee bar, I will buy them a drink.

    Well, let's get started, this one is something. Oh, and GO DAWGS!

    [​IMG] Sean O'Mara and Michael Phelps' mugshot [​IMG]

    [​IMG] Matt Singleton and Macauley Culkin's mugshot [​IMG]

    [​IMG] Nick Vanderpohl (Who?) and a young Nick Nolte's mugshot [​IMG]

    [​IMG] Kaiser Gates and Tiger Woods' mugshot (admittedly a reach, but how could I not use this image?) [​IMG]

    [​IMG] Leighton Schrand (Again, who?) and Justin Bieber's mugshot [​IMG]

    [​IMG] Elias Harden and the Juice, OJ Simpson's OG mugshot [​IMG]


    [​IMG] Naji Marshall and Daryll Strawberry's mugshot [​IMG]

    [​IMG] Quentin Goodin and Jimmy Hendrix's mugshot [​IMG]

    [​IMG] Paul Scruggs and (it's all in the teeth) one of the many Mike Tyson mugshots [​IMG]

    [​IMG] Tyrique Jones and Deion Sanders' mugshot [​IMG]

    [​IMG] Trevon Bluiett and his own mugshot (convenient) [​IMG]

    And someone who needs no introduction...

    [​IMG] J.P. Macura and Myles Fox Morrissey [​IMG]

    Interesting side note, I really tried to find a legit mugshot of Myles, but apparently, he has kept his nose clean so far. But I did find someone who has to be a relation or a big J.P. fan. I give you Jamie Morrissey...

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    Like J.P., she can't stay out of jail...

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    And she has a penchant for changing her looks...

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    Of course, by the end, she's resigned to her station in life...

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    Is that like four strikes and you're out?

    What's that? You want the staff as well? Well, I guess I could oblige...

    [​IMG] Grad Assistant Trey Scotti and Jared Leto's Joker's mugshot [​IMG]

    [​IMG] DOBO Jeremy Growe and because we can't do this without including a Shia LaBeouf mugshot (it's in the eyes) [​IMG]

    [​IMG] Director of Administration Mario Mercurio and Mr. Sugartits (he said it, not me) himself Mel Gibson's mugshot [​IMG]

    [​IMG] Assistant Coach Mike Pegues and Greg Oden's mugshot [​IMG]

    I mean, that's uncanny, no? Has anyone checked the Boltmann State sidelines lately?

    [​IMG] Assistant Coach Luke Murray and this is where the Internet failed me. I seriously can't believe that you can any flavor of porn that you desire, but we can't find a single mugshot of his dad's famous drug bust? Instead, I humbly submit his dad's arrest 1970s drug bust that resulted in a measly five years probation.

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    OK fine, someone mocked up this mughot of Bill Murray, but it's just not as funny.

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    [​IMG] Associate Head Coach Travis Steele and Pee Wee Herman's mugshot [​IMG]

    [​IMG] And last, but certainly not least, Head Coach Chris Mack and again, I was shocked by the lack of bald celebs or athletes mugshots. So, I had to include one from Jason Statham from one of his movie roles. [​IMG]

    As always, GO DAWGS!!!
     
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  2. SpartanDawgs

    SpartanDawgs Well-Known Member

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    Creative, Love the theme. Best one yet!
     
  3. ButlerNut

    ButlerNut Well-Known Member VIP Member

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    Hmmm...I can't quite put my finger on the subtle undertones of this look-alikes series.

    Well done again! Been waiting all day to see what you would come up with.

    Let's drink, scream, and cheer for the Dawgs tonight!
     
  4. xfan1989

    xfan1989 Well-Known Member

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    the real question- how many times are you watching Cars 3?
     
  5. TheDawgDub95

    TheDawgDub95 Well-Known Member

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  6. DawgFan

    DawgFan Active Member

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    BG, I love your work and look forward to it each and every game. I truly appreciate the time you spend on this work for our benefit. One request, friend. Please do not associate Jimi Hendrix to any X man. Hendrix was not only an icon of the sixties generation and inspiration to countless guitarists, but also he served in the 101st Airborne. Please select a different likeness... Thanks.
     
  7. PSUButlerFan

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    Honestly, this should be the last one of these you do. There’s no possible way you could top this... it’s all down hill from here.

    Well done. Well done.
     
  8. ButlerGoalie

    ButlerGoalie Well-Known Member

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    With two young kids in the house, sadly the answer is too many times. There are worst things to watch out there. Trust me.


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  9. GoDawgs13

    GoDawgs13 New Member

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  10. ButlerGoalie

    ButlerGoalie Well-Known Member

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    Hmm, this is what I get when I type "Xavier Way" in the gif machine. Seems about right.

     
  11. pjohnsto2003

    pjohnsto2003 Well-Known Member

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    Let’s talk when your boys actually make it to the third weekend of the tournament. Butler 2-2 in the final four, Xavier gets crickets.


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  12. Irishdawg

    Irishdawg Banned User VIP Member

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    Basically anything past your second one (which your first two are wrong anyway) is meaningless. Butler didn't really play Xavier from 1998 - 2007. Since the 2008-09 season when Butler started playing Xavier at least once on an annual basis, Xavier is 10-6 against Butler.

    2008-09 - Butler win
    2009-10 - Butler win
    2010-11 - Xavier win
    2011-12 - Xavier win
    2012-13 - Xavier win at home OOC, Butler win at home in-conf
    2013-14 - Xavier sweeps 2-0
    2014-15 - Butler wins first matchup at home, Xavier wins 2nd matchup at home
    2015-16 - Xavier sweeps
    2016-17 - Butler wins at home and on road, Xavier wins in Big East tourney
    2017-18 - Xavier wins at home

    So if you going to come on this board and brag, please at least do the bare minimum of research so that you can correctly state that Xavier has won 7 of the last 10, and 10 of the last 14.
     
  13. ButlerGoalie

    ButlerGoalie Well-Known Member

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    Methinks I’ve hit a nerve. I’ve never had a prouder moment on this board.




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  14. pjohnsto2003

    pjohnsto2003 Well-Known Member

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    Yeah - and who has nothing better to do than troll a message board and post that garbage? He obviously has no idea that BG does this for every game.


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  15. ButlerGoalie

    ButlerGoalie Well-Known Member

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    Interestingly, this has given me a new idea for the next X game. Hopefully we play X three times this year so I can use them all.


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  16. xfan1989

    xfan1989 Well-Known Member

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    X also won 14-15 first round BE tournament matchup (3 vs. 6 seed) - i think Barlow’s senior year for you all? Believe Mack is 11-5 vs butler overall including BET
     

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